Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

Don't write to sell, write to tell.

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.

My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.

Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

You have really nice teeth, ” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

Teach her to question men who can have empathy for women only if they see them as relational rather than as individual equal humans.

You can never be sure where you are with magic.

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting.

The difference between failure and success is doing a thing nearly right and doing a thing exactly right.

I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.

One lady wrote me and told me how she wants to see me get beat up and near death and that kind of stuff.

I've come to understand that the truth isn't really what's important...what really matters is what people agree is the truth. -Greymane

A gift isn't a gift unless it has meaning. Just giving things to people, especially children, create the expectation of more things.

I come home every weekend and I still can't believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It's such a kick.

Activity without purpose is the drain of your life