Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Days may pass into months, months may pass into years, and years may pass into decades, but I will always keep waiting for you.

Vandals listen only when others are stronger.If vandals are equal or strongerTheir word is the last word.

Words live longer than mortals.

I never bought a man who wasn't for sale. -W.A. Clark, ascribed

No one realized that the pumps that delivered fuel to the emergency generators were electric.

I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.

We know that there is no absolute knowledge, that there are only theories; but we forget this. The better educated we are, the harder we believe in axioms.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Happiness is this place that, once you arrive there, you have nothing else to do. You get bored. Passion is this up and down; it's like a rollercoaster, you know, and much more interesting to me.

Thou hast created us for Thyself, and our heart is not quiet until it rests in Thee.