Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

To Donald Trump, making America great means making the people great. To the political cast, conversely, making America great means making government great.

According to the men of the world, few are going to hell; According to the Bible, few are going to heaven.

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.

Having regrets is the only sign that you’ve done anything interesting with your life.

The amount of piracy is extraordinary. People don't realize how big it is.

Turning down the Lakers was tough, but it is always good to renew your vows to the loves of your life.

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

We are at our best when we help the weakest. The weak make us strong.

I was not elected to produce a pile of vetoes.

There is a troublesome humor some men have, that if they may not lead, they will not follow; but had rather a thing were never done, than not done their own way, tho' other ways very desirable.