Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Do one thing every day to show that you love the universe.

Self-harm appealed to my sadness but I didn't let it coax me.

Staying motivated in business is really less about what you hear and think, and more about what you do and achieve.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

I'm still breathing because I have faith. My faith and my kids are the two things that matter.

The most mentally deranged people are certainly those who see in others indications of insanity they do not notice in themselves.

Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.

Time has nothing to do with the matter.

There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.

I'd be more than willing to give names and phone numbers of every makeup artist I worked with.