Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

Publishers are businesses and I don’t blame them for that. If they didn’t make money by publishing books, there wouldn’t be any books.

I hold that religion and faith are two different things.

I am the first instrument. I am the voice. I do not imitate other instruments. Other instruments imitate me.

Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.

If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a foot-rule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.

I shall never ask, never refuse, nor ever resign an office.

The media do not set their own investigative agendas independently, but operate as part ... of the political establishment.

We think by feeling. What is there to know?