I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

There is not a particle of life which does not bear poetry within it

You don't destroy what you want toacquire in the future.

To be a queen of a household is a powerful thing.

He is very fond of making things which he does not want, and then giving them to people who have no use for them.

My favorite [costume in collection] is the white dress Marilyn Monroe wore in the subway breeze scene in 'The Seven Year Itch.'

All good men are anarchists. All cultured, kindly men; all gentlemen; all just men are anarchists. Jesus was an anarchist.

I'm not beautiful; I clean up nice.

It was easier to deal with poverty and death in India that the lack of spirituality in America.

Love gives beauty to everything it touches.

So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.