Look at yourself on the day that you graduated from college, then look at yourself today. I did that recently and it was like, 'Yikes! What the hell happened?

The Greeks had invented democracy, built the Acropolis and called it a day.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said and done the police are right: it all comes down to fingerprints.

Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

If English money was of the same value then as before, Hamburgh money must have risen in value. But where is the proof of this?

Bitcoin might revolutionise more than money or economics. It could transform the role and nature of government

It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.

I feel like I could be likened to an old hound circling on a rug for the last five years.

I'll quote the truth wherever I find it thank you.

Walk patiently through this troubled world, and you will find great treasure. Even though your house may be small, look within it!

Little changes cost you. Big changes benefit you by changing the game, but only if you go first.

Evangelion (that we call the gospel) is a Greek word and signifieth good, merry, glad and joyful tidings, that maketh a man's heart glad and maketh him sing, dance, and leap for joy.