Live each moment like it's the last moment in your life.

Fear is an exciting time. It's our soul telling us that we need to change. Change is powerful.

Heroism isn't a one time thing: Live Heroically.

The beauty and gift of truth, is that it is not dependent upon your belief in order to remain true

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.

The only living language is the language in which we think and have our being.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

To silence gossip, don't repeat it.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

I dislike PASSION FLOWER HOTEL so much I wish I had the money to buy it up and burn it.

I think that there's a lot of anxiety out there in people wanting their children to be part of the mainstream, to achieve based on the well-worn yardsticks.

It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations.