Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.

We are in the same tent as the clowns and the freaks-that's show business.

A love of nature is a consolation against failure.

I always tell people, 'The music's free. I get paid to travel.'

As everyone, you do end up becoming your mother, but also as you're acting, I find out you become every member of your family, bits come out without you really wanting them to come out.

I suppose no person ever enjoyed with more relish the infusion of that fragrant leaf than Johnson.

Whatever we can’t hold, we hang on a hook that will hold it.

Once you have power, you are inevitably surrounded by people who have their own agendas and will tell you whatever advances them.

Customer research produces bland products. We're producing a piece of art.

Ambition displeases when it has been sated ... having reached the peak, it aspires to descend.