Life doesn't come with an eraser. Experiences leave their mark, for better or for worse. Anyone who tells you otherwise has never been hurt.

He was everything your mother warned you about when she told you not to walk alone in the dark.

As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.

I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found, ” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now? Because I'll save you the trouble. There's two.

We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

Language exerts hidden power, like the moon on the tides.

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo

Life insurance in America has traditionally been dominated by mutual insurers. Twelve of the fifteen largest life insurers are mutuals.

Another person's life is that person's life. You can't take responsibility.

Self-publishing is still my basic recommendation to anyone wanting to do comics. Do it. Do it until you get good. Do it after you get good. It's good for your spirit as a creator.

Some of the best news stories start in gossip. Monica Lewinsky certainly was gossip in the beginning. I had heard it months before I printed it.

The key to ongoing effectiveness [in evangelism] is a perpetual freshness in your growing knowledge of Him.

Prayer is awe, intimacy, struggle-yet, the way to reality.

I don't know what it says about me that I have a greater affinity with the damaged. Probably nothing good.

It feels much more natural to move forward and grow with the instruments I've grown accustomed to. Piano, accordion, brass, ukulele.