Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves and under a just God cannot long retain it.

It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have everything one wants.

With five to ten hundred pure-minded young women threading the streets of the village every evening unattended, vice must slink away, like frost before the rising sun.

The issues are too important to be left for the voters.

Without a doubt, there's huge satisfaction when a relatively smaller nation can take on a bigger nation and defeat them. There's a lot of pride in that.

The thought, the deadly thought of solitude.

Every prop, every shot, every pearl that rolled across the floor was exactly how I wanted it to be.

She doesn't want to end up like me. At least I'm giving someone an example not to follow.

We also confuse trust with familiarity.

I trimmed my lamp, consumed the midnight oil.