People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

No light can cover the darkness of a liar's heart

Love your neighbor as yourself but don't take down the fence.

To the being of fully alive the future is not ominous but a promise it surrounds the present like a halo.

I don't think too much about awards.

It's not the nineteenth century; I'm not meant to be judged on how good a housekeeper I am. Getting down on the floor with a lemon and a bucket of vinegar does not make me a better person.

I have reason to be shy. I've been hurt plenty.

The price paid for intellectual pacification is the sacrifice of the entire moral courage of the human mind.

I've always had this impulse to be destructive.

I don’t have a philosophy. I have a camera.

There is no area of life that does not have a biblical worldview attached to it.