I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

You know your flaws, don't hide them. Embrace them.

I see you as Lily. I see you for who you are, even though you don't.” -Julian

Water doesn't hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you're fine.

People watch me when I get into these characters that I have in my head, so perhaps I should try acting. So I did.

I think America is amazing for its landscape and its history. California is beautiful, New York is beautiful, but when you're a gypsy at heart, it probably suits you to be traveling.

I think that one thing that people are missing is that we are never going to be able to fix this country's [American] economy in the long run until we fix our public education system.

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

Successful knowledge transfer involves neither computers nor documents but rather interactions between people.

Sabbath is not simply the pause that refreshes. It is the pause that transforms.

In the acquisition of a new habit, or the leaving off of an old one, we must take care to launch ourselves with as strong and decided an initiative as possible.