Laugh every day as much as you can.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I think it's the bravest thing in the world - to run straight at love, even knowing how badly you could get hurt.

We start with the perfect experience and then work backward. That's how we're going to continue to be successful.

I'm kind of a hermit. it's almost easier for me to write about connection than to actually connect.

Law And Freedom without Violence (Anarchy) Law And Violence without Freedom (Despotism) Violence without Freedom And Law (Barbarism) Violence with Freedom And Law (Republic)

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

...that not life, but a good life, is to be chiefly valued.

Terrorism is simply the weapon by which the weak engage the strong.

An individual is as superb as a nation when he has the qualities which make a superb nation.

Ben was really a contrarian but he didn't use those terms because he was really buying value.

Miracles are ceased; and therefore we must needs admit the means, how things are perfected.