Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

So long as you do not achieve social liberty, whatever freedom is provided by the law is of no avail to you.

It is like we are having a harvest of destruction in our continent.

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be.

Great spirits often meet violent oppisition with mediocre minds.

My goal was to make New Jersey's state government a model for all other states to emulate, hopefully thereby to stem, or at least slow down, the flow of power to the federal government.

We live in an age of rapid mass media, television, Internet. They determine our tempo, not books.

I think it's time that the wealthy and corporations paid their fair share to support this country.

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it.

Naps are essential to my process. Not dreams, but that state adjacent to sleep, the mind on waking.