Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

Every past used to be a future once upon a time

Congratulations, man. What's her name?""Estelle. It was my grandmother's name. Um, on my mom's side, obviously. Not Poseidon's.""I approve, " Alex said. "Old-fashioned and elegant. Estelle Jac

Women and men have to fight together to change society-and both will benefit.

You remember too much," my mother said to me recently. "Why hold onto all that?" And I said, "where can I put it down?

When you're working with an object, you can put in almost anything you want, you can make it abstract.

The chastisement of our peace was upon Him and with His stripes we are healed.

I've seen [Trump] appear in a film or a TV show cameo or the tabloids, and he's a grotesquely distasteful human being and always has been, always made me want to take a shower.

Life is too short to spend forty to fifty hours around people who do nothing but stress you out and make you desire to go stick your head in a blender.

"Charge, Chester, charge! on, Stanley, on!" Were the last words of Marmion.

We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love.