I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on.

I love the freedom of having my own space and my own place and doing things on my terms, and not really having to think about anybody else's schedule.

The tough thing is figuring out what questions to ask, but […] once you do that, the rest is really easy.

Ennui is the echo in us of time tearing itself apart.

I was not at all apprehensive about ... disease ... [it] had no terrors for me. The thing I most feared in the world was hunger. That was something of which I had personal knowledge.

A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

There is a logic of language and a logic of mathematics.

To be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing of her gallèd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!