I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

Kids today look at me like I'm Neil Young. Nirvana is the band their parents listen to.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

You have had many successes, and you have earned the right to be respected.

Men are always ready to fight

Some people go through life trying to find out what the world holds for them only to find out too late that it's what they bring to the world that really counts.

Risk the fall to know how it feels to fly.

Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.

You don't have to be crazy to be a writer, but it certainly does help

A critic is someone who meddles with something that is none of his business.

Watch over yourself. Be your own accuser, then your judge; ask yourself grace sometimes, and, if there is need, impose upon yourself some pain.

I don’t cry when I lose. There’s always a new hand coming up.

It becomes an emperor to die standing.