Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity...

She says you're not truly human until you've had your heart broken and you've broken someone's heart.

The root of all virtue and grace, of all faith and acceptable worship, is that we know that we have nothing but what we receive, and bow in deepest humility to wait upon God for it.

I'm not afraid of heights, I actually want to go higher.

Now, kids are bulls**t meters. We can smell bulls**t right away. When something's not real, you can't connect to it.

You can then further enhance the process of writing by forming the clear intention that your Higher Self will influence your writing.

In blissful dream, in silent night, There came to me, with magic might, With magic might, my own sweet love, Into my little room above.

It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

Fortune's not content with knocking a man down; she sends him spinning head over heels, crash upon crash.

My first year in L.A. I felt lost in that big city. It's easy to be tumbled around and not figure out where you fit in even when you find your little niche.