Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Still, though no one is an island, most are peninsulas. Our lives wouldn't make sense without personal memories pinned like butterflies against the velvet backdrop of social history.

God has not created the earth for your entertainment, He has created the earth to take your help to increase the beauty of the universe.

It's fun being a girl.

There is nothing good in this world which time does not improve.

I try to be honest and I keep moving.

As a poet and writer, I deeply love and I deeply hate words. I love the infinite evidence and change and requirements and possibilities of language.

I said only one word, brought only one message: Love. Love - nothing else.

When a man appreciates only eating and sleeping, what excellence has he over the reptiles?

There is nothing so confining as the prisons of our own perceptions.