Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

Appreciate, Let purpose inspire action, Learn with humility, Go beyond .. all in Here & Now.

Do not forget the joy of existence.

Definition of failure - wishful sinking!

The happiest and most contented people are those who each day perform to make the best of their abilities.

Continuous creation is to be thought of not only as a series of successive acts of creation, but also as the eternal presence of the one creative act.

The Ambassador and the General were briefing me on the....the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.

Pa gen lape nan tet, si pa gen lape nan vant (there is no peace in the head if there is no peace in the stomach).

God is not a duplicator, He is a Creator. You are an original!

[Science is] the desire to know causes.