Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

What other people think is their problem.

Communication is the key to successful relationships.

A slap from an angel will make you wiserthan a kiss from the devil.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.

I suppose there's an anger in all of us. Some hidden rage that you keep at bay.

Wherever there’s a conductor, you’re sure to find a dead composer!

A severe apprenticeship in the trade of praying must be served in order to become a journeyman in it.

I live a real life so I forget to take pictures.

I'm not a gentle pony... I promise you, you will have to work to keep your seat.

I'm one of six kids, and the eight of us lived for over a decade in either a bus or a boat.

Good debt is a powerful tool, but bad debt can kill you.

I have learned to cry again and I think perhaps that means I am a human being again. Perhaps that at least. A piece of human being but, yes, a human being.