People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

What other people think is their problem.

Communication is the key to successful relationships.

Tonight, can we just pretend that you want me too?

I have seen the light in the wilderness and I must follow it.

And, sure, fine, I do check my phone about every two minutes, but so do a lot of people, and it's better than smoking, that's what I say. It's the new, lung-safe cigarette.

Reach high for the stars that hidden in your soul. Dream precedes the goal

Thinking about swimming isn't much like actually getting in the water. Actually getting in the water can take your breath away.

Collective freedom provides the basic conditions for people to narrate their own lives, hold power accountable, and embrace a capacious notion of human dignity.

Certainly he who can digest a second or third fluxion need not, methinks, be squeamish about any point in divinity.

The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race.

There's no better friend than a sister.

A book may be very amusing with numerous errors, or it may be very dull without a single absurdity.