Jesus taught that we'll never be satisfied with anything we own, only with Who owns us.

When you're in the pits, all the faith in the world won't get you out of it. But just a little faith in God will get you through it.

Happy the man, whose wish and careA few paternal acres bound, Content to breathe his native airIn his own ground.

Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.

Life is not a hope, but it is all of this !!

Intellectual men who quickly wolf down whatever nourishment is necessary for their bodies with a kind of disdain, may be very rational and have a noble intelligence, but they are not men of taste.

You can't count on notoriety lasting very long, and there's no way to predict whether anyone will care about your books or you in three years, let alone ten or twenty.

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

You've got to deal with how photographs look, what's there, not how they're made.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

All things are in a state of flux.

Peace will never be entirely secure until men everywhere have learned to conquer poverty without sacrificing liberty or security.