Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

If you're not going to use your free speech to criticize your own government, then what the hell is the point of having it?

It is the moral duty of every US voter to guarantee that Barack Hussein Obama is a one-term president.

Doing nothing is even worse than doing the wrong thing.

To speak only one language is to do yourself a great injustice.

I think we can all agree that the official language of the United States should be Latin.

I question the moral integrity of anyone who says they have no regrets.

In a truly moral society, most of our current laws would not exist.

If I went on a killing spree that left thousands of people dead, I'd be branded as the worst kind of criminal. So why it is okay for the government to do exactly that?

General assumptions often lead to erroneous conclusions, but one cannot go far wrong in always assuming that whatever one's government is saying is a lie.

One of the (many) problems with government is that they are usually so preoccupied with whether or not they can do something that they fail to consider whether or not they should.

Sometimes she couldn't tolerate a man's physical superiority. No wonder they were so damned macho.

Do not be bitter over the past. Believe in a brighter future.

I loved most when his eyelashes twitched and he blinked, and suddenly happiness was there inside his eyes. Unmistakable. Like a single word printed on a clean white page.

I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not.

Online fundraising is so important to the Democratic Party.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

An artist in 2014 who is thinking about album sales is either sadly deluded or has to make so many commercial compromises that it sort of takes the joy out of making music.

I hope to be remembered as an author who defined and exemplified excellence in crafting the modern love story.

Dreaming carries no risks. The dangerous thing is trying to transform your dreams into reality.

The dead sleep in their moonless night; my business is with the living.