Jazz is the music of unemployment.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

A bitter critic is the sweetest corrector.

People in love overvalue their heart and undervalue their mind.

I am the witch of my mystical world.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

Some people never see the light Till it shines thru bullet holes.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Once I was a prisoner lost inside myself with the world surrounding me, wandering through the misery, but now I am free. Free to love, free to laugh, free to soar, free to shine, free to give.

Procrastination is the seed of self destruction.

It is better to repent a sin than regret the loss of a pleasure.

Calumny ever pursues the great, even as the winds hurl themselves on high places.