Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

One sin seldom mentioned is that of killing time.

There was the woman I was before my mom died and the one I was now, my old life sitting on the surface of me like a bruise.

Listening to one's self as well as to others is a sacred act of healing. There is a higher octave of listening that hears the wisdom within the words.

Sitting out of politics isn't really an option if you don't want things to slide.

On March 4th, 1830, I arrived in London, where a new world seemed opened to me.

I've always listened to a lot of film music, actually.

The disaster ruins everything, all the while leaving everything intact.

Authority is 20% given and 80% taken...so take it!

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

I love the cello, I love the physical sense of an instrument that's about the size of your body that vibrates enough that even if you play an open string, you feel it.