Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.

Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

Honoring your feelings awakens your soul. Feelings keep you awake. And it is from that awake place, that sound, that you build your life.

Shall we take it slow this time? Maybe I'll make you beg me to let you come.""I don't beg."He laughed wholeheartedly. "We'll see about that.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

One of the big lessons from behavioral economics is that we make decisions as a function of the environment that we're in.

Faith is a fine invention When gentlemen can see, But microscopes are prudent In an emergency.

If you want to change your hair colour or your nail colour or things like that its fine, but you have to realize the dangers and repercussions of surgery.

Much in sorrow, oft in woe, Onward, Christians, onward go.

Psychologists have hitherto failed to realize that imagination is a necessary ingredient of perception itself.

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.