Heidi Montag Quotes

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.

God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?

How do you get rid of hiccups? Drink water upside-down and put a pencil in your mouth. Is that possible?

There's a difference between being in love with somebody and being absolutley in love with somebody.

I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.

I mean, if you need a minute to yourself, you aren't going to get it, but you just have to realize it's what you signed up for, because those difficult moments are what make for a much better show.

If you want to change your hair colour or your nail colour or things like that its fine, but you have to realize the dangers and repercussions of surgery.

You don't choose who you love.

I didn’t realize that pretending to be this ‘Hills Heidi,’ this spoiled rich girl who I wasn’t, would almost destroy me.

I'm from really humble beginnings. I've never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you're pretending to be.

I've spent, like, over a million dollars on that Superficial album, so you will not be getting new music from me unless you'd like to GoFundMe.

I should have known growing up and not having any money ever that I should have kept every dollar that I had.

During The Hills, we were not allowed to wear outfits twice, so I asked [MTV] to supply me with a wardrobe, but apparently I had to buy it all myself.

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family.

I had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true!

I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!

When in doubt...shoe it out.