It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

The father of doubts has a son of knowledge.

My dear cousin has a very odd relationship with fear -- though mostly she's too busy to be bothered with it.

The federal government did not create the states

When I see joggers go by I shout "Jim Fixx is dead. Fats Domino lives!"

He who has calmly reconciled his life to fate, and set proud death beneath his feet, can look fortune in the face, unbending both to good and bad; his countenance unconquered.

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

A miracle is when we respond with compassion where a moment ago we may have believed there was something to be upset, blaming, or angry about.

Do not imitate one another's style. If you do, so far as your art is concerned you will be called a grandson, rather than the son of Nature.

I try to work every day, even when I'm not motivated. Ritual is very important to me.

You try to get to know your character as best as you can before you start filming - whats written and not written.