It seems that entertainment is what most excites us and what we value above everything else.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

Oftentimes nothing profits more than self-esteem grounded on what is just and right and well-managed.

Some people are doomed from birth because their environment is so toxic.

'Cartoonists' dirty secret is that we tend to come up with stories that involve things that are really fun to draw.

It is difficult to write about any form of mental disease, especially your own, without sounding as if you were examining a bug under glass.

I don't have any gnawing guilt over contributing to any unhappiness suffered by my husbands. They were as much to blame as I was.

I'm here to tell you I do [have a baby bump]. I am not pregnant, but I have had three kids and there is a bump.

Roll back federal spending to 2008 levels.

The artist cannot look to others to validate his efforts or his calling. If you don't believe me, ask Van Gogh, who produced masterpiece after masterpiece and never found a buyer in his whole life.

The current Eurozone is obviously dysfunctional. And serious people within Germany and elsewhere know this to be the case and know things cannot function this way forever.