It's probably a merciful thing that pain is impossible to describe from memory

The man who prays is the one who thinks that god has arranged matters all wrong, but who also thinks that he can instruct god how to put them right.

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.

To the dumb question "Why me?" the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: why not?

Your narrative may fail to grip if you haven't taken any care to find out how well or badly your audience member is faring (or feeling).

Time's a goon right? Isn't that the expression?

Maybe she had it wrong all this time and her empty heart could never be filled by his ingenious broken spirit. Maybe this yearning had nothing to do with him, and everything to do with her.

...and I laugh and I spin and dance and frolic in ecstasy and I... I hurt no more, while you...you petrified little man, are left to wonder if it's you I speak of.

Prosperity or egalitarianism - you have to choose. I favor freedom - you never achieve real equality anyway: you simply sacrifice prosperity for an illusion.

I feel like you only need one moment of inspiration to turn your life around.

Mummies are dehydrated & they long for the blood of living words.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Psychiatrists the dominant lay priesthood since the First World War.

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.

The keys are in my pocket and they rattle you awake.