It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Rats and roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand

When you know the truth about a person then they become real to you, not just a face that you can forget.

It was the first time she'd discovered something she really didn't want to find, and she didn't know what to do once she'd found it.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

People who don't know anything tend to make up fake rules, the real rules being considerably more difficult to learn.

Whoever today speaks of human existence in terms of power, efficiency, and historical tasks is an actual or potential assassin.

Provide me with ink and paper and I will write.

The principal thing in the world is to keep the soul aloft.

I'm encouraging you to know what you're worth. And know that no matter who has more money in class, who has more stuff, who has a country house - nobody is worth more than anybody else.

No party is as bad as its leaders.