It's just as easy to be happy with a lot of money as with a little.

Knowledge is power. In the wrong hands, knowledge is trouble.

I think that we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.

I'm not a birthday person. Maybe because I don't like to build expectations around that one day. You never know how it'll turn out to be.

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.

I do not know why it is the fate of the world always to want something different from what life gives them.

See, a good habit makes a child a man, Whereas a bad one makes a man a beast.

...you need not do and be everything.

Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over on you they're so transparent. Like men.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.