It's good to be the king.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

I decided that we should have a flag, that a flag fit us as a symbol, that we are a people, a tribe if you will. And flags are about proclaiming power, so it's very appropriate.

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

There is neither a cure for nor a way to repair autism. There is no implant like there is for the deaf.

At the same time, as you know, unless you are a comic book reader, Daredevil is not a known thing.

Who are my influences? Everybody.

Well, everything about singing, I learned from busking. Everything I learned about songwriting, I learned from busking.

If you look at the top ten most reliable cars, as reported by thousands of people in all kinds of independent testing, there's only one American car in the top ten. It's the Buick.

Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon.

A woman shaking in fear from demons in her mind, and the old man who loves her more deeply than life itself, crying softly in the corner, his face in his hands.

If you want it, measure it. If you can't measure it, forget it.