It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

The greatest obstacle to success is the fear of failure.

There is no greater sorrow than having to live with an untold experience

The Google self and the Facebook self, in other words, are pretty different people. There's a big difference between "you are what you click" and "you are what you share.

You've got to have, like, a lentil for a soul to hate wiener dogs.

I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid or unschooled.

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.

I knew exactly what I was doing: I was doing nothing. because I knew there was nothing to do.

Membership in a conspiracy, as in an army, frees people from the sense of personal responsibility.

I think that one of the compelling themes of fiction is this confrontation between good and evil.