It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

Philosophy means the complete liberty of the mind.

Good science fiction starts with a question "what if...?

It is a strange thing to realize... but our failures so often place us where we need to be.

Don't fight with the pillow but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.

The most difficult problems are naturally not involved in the search for forms for contemporary life. It is a question of working our way to forms behind which real human values lie.

The will is the spirit of perseverance, and perseverance holds clear success.

Believing that other people are always better than you-better-looking, more capable, richer, more intelligent-and that it's very dangerous to step outside your own limits, so it's best to do nothing.

I believe that there is a silver lining in everything, and once you begin to see it, you'll need sunglasses to combat the glare.

Sometimes the best things look the strangest.