It's a great challenge to be better than your opportunities.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

In times of war, the law falls s

What was any art but a mold to imprison for a moment the shining elusive element which is life itself- life hurrying past us and running away, to strong to stop, too sweet to lose.

I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked a lot like a Chihuahua with a severe overbite.

Watch out for the joy-stealers: gossip, criticism, complaining, faultfinding, and a negative, judgmental attitude.

The greatest thing you do as a leader may not be what you do as a leader but who watches you do what you do.

There are things in Russia which are not as they seem.

When the young woman leans over the sky, about to water the flowers as well as the weeds, her white front splits open until her milk runs.

You're a master on blues piano. The real deal.

I know ladies don’t sweat, but something was running down my face in great rivulets.

I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.