I saw my life flash before my eyes. It looked a lot like a Chihuahua with a severe overbite.

Somewhere out there, a higherform of sadism, won the first round.Well, screw that. I'm not ready to bepwned.

Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.

My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth.

What do you think of Christmas?""I like it, " she said. "I think we should have it every year.

War must never be a condition but, rather, a temporary scourge which we suffer as a child does a fever, knowing that health follows the long night of pain and that peace is health.

I want girls to feel the confidence you get from being smart. They get so many messages that tell them the most important thing is to be beautiful.

Serrated, adj. And you said, "I'm not sure we can.

I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread.

U.S. corn exports to CAFTA countries will benefit from reduced tariffs and duty-free access for corn products.

I personally think that money can do very little. And this has been my experience all across.