It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Everyone starts to think they are ‘Superman’ from the moment they know their bad time has turned into the best.

The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance, but live right in it, under its roof.

Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

With wisdom we shall learn liberality.

I see myself as Rhoda, not Mary Tyler Moore.

Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.

I'm 99 today and I'll be 100 tomorrow. It's another day.

Jobs follow people. People don't follow jobs.

Put your faith in what you most believe in.

How competitive am I? A healthy amount. I have four siblings. It was competitive just eating dinner, like, "Everyone, get what you want from the chicken." Plus competing for your parents' attention.