It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Every beginning has an end and every end has a new beginning, don't worry, broken soul, life will one day come to an end.

He stood there, glowing like the sun, and stared at her like she was the unbelievable one.

And I felt, in the silence that followed, everything that had happened on the trip to bring me to this place.

There's no use fussing on a boy who doesn't have any ability.

China has great potentials; the people are hard-working and focused. But they have to close the gap as far as the pace of the game is concerned. Football in the future will get faster and faster.

Let us, therefore, not be weary of well-doing; for we shall reap an eternal harvest of comfort, if we faint not.

It's very important that your parents have careers of their own. When the kid becomes the breadwinner of the household, that's when you have problems.

There's no point of having faith if you have evidence.

I wouldn't call it a retail store. It's a place where culture and commerce intersect. It's more like the Silk Road-a sense of exploration mixed with the exchange of things and ideas.

I think there's a lot that we remember almost chemically, through our DNA.