It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.

Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now, I am back to metaphysicsand my armpits gather hair.

Share your happiness with others—its contagious!

Really exotic methods of propulsion . . . will have to be devised to get there. How it will be done, I do not know. Whether it will be done, I am not quite certain. But I would bet it can be done.

I'm going to make a film where not one word is really important. I'm going to make it all action.

You can accept it that it may be true what somebody else says, but until you have experienced it, it is not dynamic to your own awareness.

I offered to pee on him, but they said no

Democrats have chosen not to defend the Marine Corps, but to pander to anti-war protesters and Berkeley officials that are actively trying to impede military recruitment.

Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

When we practice dying, we are learning to identify less with Ego and more with Soul