It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

There are more hidden spaces in a city, more hidden lives and hidden emptinesses, and more darkened windows where shadow people pass fleetingly in and out of sight.

Loyalty is still the same Whether it win or lose the game True as a dial to the sun Although it be not shined upon.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

When I'm older, I want to have my own workout clothes line, like leggings and cute jackets in bright and fun colors.

The gate of heaven is very low; only the humble can enter it.

We also call for a freeze on the bank accounts of those countries, including our allies, with due warning.

At the end of the day, women are expected to hold up the world, not annihilate it.

Poetry is a serious business; literature is the apparatus through which the world tries to keep intact its important ideas and feelings.

With all the challenges in the housing market, it's clear we need a new vision for the way we design our homes, our communities-and even our lives.

Your place in life is not fixed by heredity.