It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.

Science is my territory, but science fiction is the landscape of my dreams.

I never thought it would be easy to serve God, " she said. "I just didn't think it would be this hard.

If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?

What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. Your answers lie inside of you.

Body and soul: a horse harnessed beside an ox.

I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story.

Life bites like a dog.

Freedom is a public library.

The volumes of antiquity, like medals, may very well serve to amuse the curious, but the works of the moderns, like the current coin of a kingdom, are much better for immediate use.