It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

Our memory has no guarantees at all, and yet we bow more often than is objectively justified to the compulsion to believe what it says.

E-Motion will have a very positive impact on the evolution of human consciousness

The revolution has always been in the hands of the young. The young always inherit the revolution.

Any kind of history you read is basically the winning side telling you the others were bad.

The most important thing to remember is that inflation is not an act of God, that inflation is not a catastrophe of the elements or a disease that comes like the plague. Inflation is a policy.

The recovery of the Gulf Coast region will take years to complete.

Love and help all the children, all the days of your existence. They need us.

A movie about a weak, vulnerable woman can be feminist if it shows a real person that we can empathize with.

M. Zola is determined to show that, if he has not got genius, he can at least be dull.