It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that’s drunk.

Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag, " he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.

Surprise is where creativity comes in.

A woman made of parts is a dangerous thing. You never know when she'll throw away a piece you may need.

The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.

Lust is a dangerous thing. It can make you believe things that are not real. It can seduce your mind and lead it blindfolded to the cliff that will be its demise.

This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

Well, they are critics of the Bush administration generally on the human rights record of the administration, and in particular, they are very, very critical of this use of science.

Anybody can make a baby without any checking, without thinking. This type of parenting can be tragic because one of the greatest actions a human being can do is to create another life.

How I'd love to get away from here and be someone else for a while in a place where no one knows or expects certain things from me.

Live simply so that others may simply live.

Flee the country where a lone man holds all power: It is a nation of slaves.