It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends.

I creep like a thief, no doubt the man's swift, I'm more magnificent than Lee Van Cleef

I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox, ...But that's another topic.

Do not try to understand love, rather, stand in love and observe what happens around you.

What was it about that short creature with her wild hair and spurious air of purity and why would anyone much less two men love her and to such disastrous ends.

A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and that is true of 'Office Space' too.

It's probably a bit of a power trip when you befriend somebody enough that they trust you to tell you things.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

One common desire that every human being has is to love and be loved. At the end of our lives, it's how we measure our lives.

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

Music is organized sound.

Writing itself is a bad enough trade, rightly held up to ridicule and contempt by the greater part of mankind, and especially by those who do real work, plowing, riding, sailing

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.