I creep like a thief, no doubt the man's swift, I'm more magnificent than Lee Van Cleef

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends.

I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox, ...But that's another topic.

Knowing it and seeing it are two different things.

Nostalgia is a longing for your home.

Eh bien, then, you are crazy, or appear crazy or you think you are crazy, and possibly you may be crazy.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

Well, with all the experiences I have had, I would say the most disappointing ones are the ones when I have not taken enough.

I let the scripts basically be my Bible.

You know what freaks me out? Having your personal life live-tweeted so that everyone can make fun of you forever.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy.

It's much more fun to be the exception, not the rule