Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

My tongue thirsty for superiority, maybe even immortality, ruled me. I was ruled by my tongue. I was ruled by women. I was ruled by alcohol.

If you seek small things to do, and do them well, great things will seek you, and demand to be performed.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

We go to Europe to be Americanized.

NBC News will help define Comcast.

The Guggenheim Museum Bilbao looks like a great adventure.

Armies are created to protect an established system, not people. In the future, an educated humanity will not stand for war.

Conscience is the voice of the soul, the passions are the voice of the body. It is strange that these voices often contradict each other?

Nature has placed mankind under the government of two sovereign masters, pain and pleasure.

It's better to face some problems as soon as you can.