Irony, perfect definition: that for which I want to possess it, I would no longer want once I possessed it.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Definitions from Mulla Do-PiazaBribe Substitute for law, which is a substitute for justice.

And this also, " said Marlow suddenly, "has been one of the dark places of the earth.

Yoga is my luxury workout. If I'm on vacation or I have a day off, I love a 90-minute yoga class. It's a really strong workout, but it takes a little bit longer.

There is hope in honest error; none in the icy perfections of the mere stylist

A heart that overflows may seek out merrymaking and boisterous festivities to quietly rejoice, unnoticed amidst the reveling crowds.

The act of consciousness is central; otherwise we are overrun by the complexes.

People who look for easy money invariable pay for the privilege of proving conclusively that it cannot be found on this earth.

The conservationist¹s most important task, if we are to save the Earth, is to educate.

America, for me, is the country where, if you have something great to offer, you'll be valued highly.

I've never had any close male friends. The most important relationships in my life have always been with women.